Phoebe Buffay (Friends) –

Smelly Cat:

E                  A              D       A     E

Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, smelly cat it’s not your fault…

They won’t take you to the vet.

You’re obviously not their favorite pet.

You may not be a bed of roses,

And you’re no friend to those with noses.

Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat it’s not your fault!

Bisexuals:

A………………………                  ..D……………………….A..

Sometimes men love women   Sometimes men love men

A…………………………

Then, there are bisexuals

A…………………………

Although some people say they’re just kidding themselves

Don’t:

D…….                              

There will be times when you get older When you’ll want to sleep with people

A………

Just to make them like you… but don’t.

……..E………………………………C…………………..D……………

Cause that’s another thing that you don’t wanna do. Everybody.

That’s another thing that you don’t wanna do.