Liam Lynch – United States of Whatever   (Album: Fake Songs (2003))

Whatever!

Riff x 3
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was all like “Eeeeh” and I was like “Whatever”

Riff x 3
This chick comes up to me she’s all like

Like “Hey aren’t you that dude” I’m like “Whatever”

Riff x 3
So later I’m at the pool hall this girl comes up
She’s like “Awww” and I’m like “Whatever”

Riff x 2

C,   B,   Riff
‘Cause this is my United States of Whatever

And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever

Riff x 2

It’s three a.m. I’m round the corner wearing my leather
This dude comes up like “Hey punk” I’m like “Whatever”

Riff x 3

Then I’m throwing dice in the alley Officer Leeroy comes up
Like “Hey I thought I told you not to…” “Yeah whatever!”

Riff x 4
Then up comes Zafron I’m like “Hey Zafron”
He’s like “What’s up” I’m like “That’s cool”

C,   B,   Riff

Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever

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